NamiXEveryone
The blond smiled as his girlfriend led him to the girls quarters. They entered the quiet room.
"Are
you sure this is okay?"
"Oh, don't worry, Robin's on
watch until 5 AM."
"Great..."
She threw herself on the bed, smiling mischievously at the cook. He smiled slightly.
"Are
you sure about this?"
"Yeah, no problems."
He
walked towards the bed, smiling more widely.
"Unless
you think that me sleeping with Zoro is a problem."
He froze.
"Wait,
what?"
Nami sat up.
"Don't
worry. It was a long time ago. In fact, it was before I met you."
He
sighed and lied on the bed, next to her.
"Fine."
He
leaned over to kiss her.
"The
only person I slept with recently was Usopp."
He froze again.
"What?"
She
shook her head.
"Sorry.
But don't worry, it's all over between us."
Sanji sighed.
"What
next, are you going to tell me you slept with Luffy too?"
She
smiled apologetically.
"You
did? Oh, c'mon!"
"It was the day he saved me and my
village from Arlong...I couldn't help it."
"Well...It's
understandable."
He glanced at her.
"Did you sleep with any other guy on this ship?"
"...Well..."
He
looked, astonished, at her.
"Well?"
"Just
Franky! Chopper's just a kid and Brooke, as ironic as it is, can't
bone me. He doesn't have a-"
"Nami, do not finish that
sentence! And, you know, this isn't exactly the best time to make
puns!"
"Sorry."
"So that's it? Zoro, Luffy,
Usopp and Franky?"
"...Robin too."
His eye
twitched slightly.
"Robin?"
"Uh,
I'm bisexual. I hope that's not a problem with you."
"N-no,
of course not..."
Both of them sat in silence looking at each
other.
"Just
by curiosity...Did you sleep with anybody else I know?"
"Uh,Vivi.
Actually, we had a pretty strong relationship from the start to when
she stayed in Alabasta."
"Right. I was kinda expecting
that. So that's it?"
"Err, no. There was Paulie, though
I almost had to rape him, that's guy's such a wuss. "
"Had
to..."
"Almost. Also, Kalifa before we knew she was evil
and stuff."
"Back in Skypeia, I kinda had a fling with Conis. And some guy in Foxy's crew."
"Some
guy..."
"Yeah, I can't remember his name."
"You
can't..."
"I'm sure there was a few others, I just can't
remember."
Sanji got off the bed.
"You're
not mad, are you?"
"Mad? Nami, you just confessed you
slept with half the people we met on our journeys. And almost all the
crew! What am I supposed to be feeling?"
"Sanji, let me
explain."
"What's there to explain, you're a who-"
He
stopped mid-sentence as he saw the tears on her eyes.
"Sanji, finish what you're saying and I'll never talk to you again, I swear I won't!"
The cook sighed.
"I'm sorry, I'm just...Why, Nami?"
"It
was...I don't know how to explain it. I mean...I tried to have a
relationship with Luffy and Zoro, but Luffy's so immature and Zoro's
so...Zoro. And then there was Vivi...And then she wasn't there
anymore and I guess I got out of track. And I swear, Sanji, I don't
want you to be just a fling, I just..."
She let her head
drop, still crying.
"Nami..."
"Go ahead and
leave. I won't stop you."
"I won't leave. I just gotta
deal with this. I want this to work too. So I won't leave you."
Nami
smiled and looked at him.
"Thank
you..."
He smiled.
"But I won't sleep with you
either. That seems to get you a little..."
She
laughed.
"Fine, then let's just talk!"
And so they
stayed for a while talking and just appreciating each other's
company.
In : One Piece-SaNa